Pakistan Cricket Players Biography : December 2013

Friday, December 27, 2013

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An NRI was on visit to India & had ordered Chaai at a dhaba.

He was served tea by small boy holding the glass, having his index finger in the tea.

NRI-
Tum log kab sudhroge ? Chaai is tarah nahi pakdte, ungli nahi dubate chaai me.

Boy-
Saheb ungli me dard hai, Doctor ne sekne k liye kaha tha.

NRI-
Madarchhod,
Apni Gaand me rakh ungli, waha sabse jayda senk milega.

Boy-
Saheb abhi tak udhar hi thi, Aap ke order ke baad nikalni padi..!!:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Mujhe sab pata hai
Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.
Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-)
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-P

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I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks" I replied. By text, from across the road.

A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy says ok and the girl takes off all her clothes. The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he stacks the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldn't because she didn't have any clothes on. He replies, "Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!"

She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" The clerk replies, "I'm sorry, I think he's too far in."

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

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