Pakistan Cricket Players Biography : dirty santa jokes

Sunday, December 22, 2013

dirty santa jokes

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One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."
So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
"Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."
She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

A small girl sits on Santa's lap at the shopping mall. He asks her 'and what would YOU like for christmas, little girl?'
She thinks for a moment and says 'umm, I'd like, my very first pubic hair!'
Santa responds 'no problem! Is it okay if it's a grey one?'

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